On Monday, while so many people were gleefully staring at the sun until their pupils sizzled out, sensible creeps stayed indoors leering at their computer screens, and a picture of John Stamos’s backside, which the actor generously offered his fans on Instagram in celebration of his 54th birthday.
Here’s how that turned out:
It’s far from the first time Stamos explored his exhibitionist side. Why, just last September he took it upon himself to give us a close-up clothes-off with his Screen Queens costar Glen Powell, like so:
When he turned 52, he treated fans to an impromptu striptease, because he’s John Stamos and he does whatever he wants.
Come to think of it, perhaps a naked John Stamos isn’t quite as rare as spotting a caracal.
Or a pigeon:
What he gets up to next year is anyone’s guess.